RE: Two Day Special No max end 3/25/08 @ 5pm CST

-----Original Message-----
From: Mason Yang
Sent: Mon 3/24/2008 3:41 PM
To: XXXXXXXX@dellservicesales.com; XXXXXXXX@dell.com; XXXXX_X_XXXXXXXXX@dell.com; XXXXXX_X_XXXXXXXX@dell.com; XXXXXX_XXXX@dell.com
Cc: Parvin_Black_III@Dell.com
Subject: RE: Two Day Special No max end 3/25/08 @ 5pm CST

To whoever is able to remove my name from Parvin A. Black III's email list,

Over the past nine months, I've requested to Parvin A. Black the Third over a dozen times to remove my name from Parvin A. Black the Third's mailing list. Parvin A. Black the Third has steadfastly refused to acknowledge my request to be removed--in fact, I received another one today. If in fact Parvin A. Black the Third is a real person--because surely, the only way Parvin A. Black the Third could be capable of missing over a dozen requests from me (and I will be glad to forward them ALL to you, no really, I am DELIGHTED to) is if Parvin A Black the Third were a robot, and even then, I'm sure there are plenty of robots that could potentially parse a request like REMOVE ME FROM YOUR EMAIL LIST and perhaps do something akin to REMOVING me from a list rather than continue do the exact opposite and bombard me with specials for Dell desktops, notebooks, servers, and all sorts of other Dell accessories for no fathomable reason besides the fact that today is a workday, and perhaps this workaday person will just happen to buy a Dell item simply because the price is inexplicably lower. Really??? It's lower? Gosh, perhaps now I SHOULD BUY ONE??

No, I perhaps will not buy one.

Perhaps I would like to be removed from your mailing. Yes, that would be wonderful. Much better than an offer of a two-day sale for a product I do not need nor want. (Gosh, can't Parvin M. Green the Third be at least a bit creative with these sales specials? How about making this one an Easter themed one? "Just like Cadbury eggs, Dell laptops, real cheap today on the day after Easter!" If I read a header like that, I'd maybe even consider buying a Dell Inspirion or Dell PowerEdge or Dell RazorFast or a Dell FireThreat or Dell MuscleCorner or Dell HegemonicVertice... Actually, no, still not interested.)

So please, hopefully you get a chuckle from this irate email, but please, most importantly, remember the message: DONT EVER SEND ME ANOTHER EMAIL AGAIN ADVERTISING YOUR SPECIALS. I DONT CARE ANYMORE.

Thank you, and I hope Parvin A. Black the Third doesn't get in trouble, not that it can, because it's probably a robot that can't read.

-Mason


-----Original Message-----
From: Parvin_Black_III@Dell.com [mailto:Parvin_Black_III@Dell.com]
Sent: Mon 3/24/2008 11:54 AM
To: Parvin_Black_III@Dell.com
Subject: Two Day Special No max end 3/25/08 @ 5pm CST

Hey,
I wanted to share this two day special offer with you. Only you can get
these systems, the desktop valued at $1,400.00 for $969.00 before tax
and the notebook valued at $1307.00 for $885.00 before tax. No quantity
limitations and no S&H charge. This offer ends today 3/25/08 at 5:00
CST. This offer can not be applied to any previous orders.

Optiplex 755 Minitower - $969.00 before tax
Latitude D630 Notebook- $885.00 before tax
Intel(r) Core(tm) 2 Duo Processor E6550
Intel(r) Core(tm) 2 Duo
(2.33, 4M, 1333 FSB)
(T7250 2.00 GHz)
XP Pro with media
XP Pro with media
2GB Ram 667MHz
2GB Ram 667MHz
160GB SATA Hard Drive
80GB 5400 RPM
16 X DVD Burner
8X DVD Burner
256MB ATI Radeon
X1300 Video Card INTEL GMA X3100
2007FPW 20 inch UltraSharp Digital Flat Panel
Wireless Card
Keyboard & Optical Mouse
6 Cell Battery/65W AC
Sound Bar
Carrying Case
*Both Systems include a 3 year Onsite Service
Warranty *

Best Regards,

Parvin A. Black III
Business Development Group Account Manager
Business Systems Division